Now this is stupid. Today I managed to insult my dear and beloved ex Keith by using the english language as tool to make a complete twat of myself (I honestly said EXACTLY the opposite of what I meant to say!!! How very well done!) and I possibly annoyed hot Josh by calling him. Good me though, when he said he'd call back and didn't I didn't bother either. He wants his freedom and I for once want to know what it's like to be cool.
See, the girl/boy thing is working only too well for me!!! I am a girl. Clearly. I make pointless phone calls, I buy lipgloss (and I even buy it by taste, not necessarily by colour!) and yes, fuck yes, I do bloody well menstruate! I do.
So when he asks me:"Are you klingy?" and I say: "No, me being klingy wouldn't make you want to see or talk to me any more often, would it?" then THAT is clearly the right and logical (though faaaaaaar from an honest) answer.
As I said. I am trying to find out how to be cool.
See, the girl/boy thing is working only too well for me!!! I am a girl. Clearly. I make pointless phone calls, I buy lipgloss (and I even buy it by taste, not necessarily by colour!) and yes, fuck yes, I do bloody well menstruate! I do.
So when he asks me:"Are you klingy?" and I say: "No, me being klingy wouldn't make you want to see or talk to me any more often, would it?" then THAT is clearly the right and logical (though faaaaaaar from an honest) answer.
As I said. I am trying to find out how to be cool.
(Chris is gonna laugh about me when he hears all this. Where's Chris anyway? Bloody solicitors!)
