Okay, it's not like anyone who knows me longer than 2 days couldn't have told me this in advance but my new years resolution to stay away from MENkind and leave them to rott for a while has lasted for exactly 2 days until i went back to work after new years eve.
It seems to be commonly recgonised theory that all hunky, lovely, funny, witty, somehow intriguing men are in relationships and that makes life really fucking hard. Where have I been concidered in this rather unfair world order??? It's one of those "If you're not in, you're out!" sort of things. I did concider the option of maybe just being interested in non single guys because of the unavailability thing, but trust me, the unavailable part is the last sexy thing about those blokes. I am thinking of 2 right now but 1 of them I just recently met and am enchanted no end. Damn you, men!!! Don't be witty and funny and great and stuff all at the same time when you already have a gf! What the heck am I supposed to do? My inner lioness with wobbly hips comes prowling out as soon as it gets the chance to focus on a yummie bite! I'll get ya by your hind legs eventually, you know? Aaaaand I know you noticed me, ANNND i know you are boody well flirting too.
So here, action plan: Dump your girl. Lets go for a pint!
